Saturday, January 31, 2009

this bird you cannot chaaaaannnnge



So, I'm sitting in San Francisco coffee this morning catching up on the three hundred emails I got between leaving work yesterday and waking up this morning. Three hundred emails from the job I do not get paid for, of course. If my volunteer hours had a dollar amount attached to them, I would be either a millionaire or philanthropist of the year.


Sometimes I wish I was more of a free spirit. Like the guy who is in the corner of the coffee shop who is playing the bongos and a thumb piano. Oh, wait, now he's jamming out on an African drum and a the kind of flute that wood nymphs play. When I woke up this morning thinking of the work I needed to squeeze in before lunch, this guy strolled his happy ass down the street to jam out. It is quite amusing to watch the responses of the aging hipsters here at the coffee shop on Dekalb Ave. Some, like me, peek up over their laptop monitors and smirk. I see one guy in his earth shoes that he can only wear on weekend tapping his fingers and nodding his head in the way he probably once did at a Phish concert back in the day.


I will never be free like a bird like this guy playing the rainforest music. I bet he probably hangs out in sweat lodges, too, and only buys organic at the co-op. I imagine that this is the kind of music Matthew McConaugheyplays on the beach. I guess I can understand the appeal of his lifestyle, but this bird you cannot change. Instead of relaxing me, it kindn of makes me want to take his peace pipe and throw it out in to the street.
Actual bongo guy not pictured above.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

same as it ever was...a 2008 retrospective

It is time for another annual retrospective...
January...Did very little actual work at my boring, boring, boring job. Applied for about 80 jobs and realized I needed desperately to go back to school. Applied to grad school.
February...Turned 29. Had kind of an anticlimactic birthday...the countdown to 30 officially began. Went on a wonderful cruise with my mom.
March...Continued to do very little actual work at my boring, boring, boring job. Did a lot of work getting ready for New Orleans. Realized how much work I did for free. Broke up with Tony and was sad about that fact. Tried to get over it. Decided that perhaps painting my living room would make it better. It kind of did.
April...Went to New Orleans for the 10th anniversary of VDay and had an amazing, wonderful, soul stirring time. Kerry Washington came to my party in the French Quarter, rode in the car with Kerry and Rosario Dawson.
May...I'm not really sure what I did in May. Perhaps I recovered from April?
June...Got into grad school. Wasn't sure if I was ready to make the leap to start grad school and leave behind my illustrious life of working at my boring job and applying for jobs I wasn't getting. Spent the summer hanging out with my brother.
July...Got my pink slip from my boring, boring, boring job and wasn't quite sure what to do about that except, well, paint my kitchen, go to grad school and suck it up until then. Decided to let myself be more excited than scared about that. Miraculously got my new job, which wonder upon wonders, got to work full time until school started. Adopted the cutest doggie ever named Mrs. Robinson. Named her Ginger and then decided that was totally the wrong name. Named her Penny Lane and it was perfect. Let Penny keep her maiden name.
August...Got incredibly intoxicated and went skinny dipping in some random apartment complex pool and cursed out my friends for not driving me home after sleeping on a lounge chair until 6 AM. Decided that I was too old for such tomfoolery.
September...Started graduate school and began several months of all work, very little play for Nikki. Worked, worked, worked, slept, worked. Laura moved out, Katie moved in. Had Laura and Oscar separation anxiety.
October...Jeannie got married and I wore the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur for Halloween. Didn't have a Halloween party for the first time in a long time due to lack of time and funds, and didn't really miss it that much. Was much happier hanging out with everyone in Nashville.
November...Swimming Upstream premiered and it truly amazingly wonderful. Met Claire Huxtable and Whitley Gilbert. Eve Ensler told me she "woke up with your face burning in my heart." Got all A's in my classes and had a gigantic event for work. Finally got a break from all that school and work. Went to Tennessee for the first time in three years for Thanksgiving. Was really glad to not have to cook for several days straight.
December...Worked part time and did a whole lot of nothing the rest of the time. Went to see Madonna with Jill which was immensely bad ass. Watched a lot of movies and made a lot of Christmas cards. Enjoyed a very low key Christmas with the family.

the one where they all turn 30

My blogging is sparse these days, but honestly, it hasn't been all that eventful around these parts. Christmas this year was low key, just the nuclear family - Mom, Dad, and John - and lasagna. A few days before Christmas, John and I discovered Photo Booth on his Mac Book, and we had quite a bit of fun (as you can see) with our distorted Christmas photos. My mom had them printed on a photo Christmas card and sent them to the family. And now, we are on the eve of 2009. It's a quiet day at the office, and I'm counting down to 3:00 PM when I can leave. With the dawning of the new year, I will also begin counting down to my 30th birthday, which is February 15. I didn't think I would be one of those people who freaks out on their 30th birthday, but it has been looming ominously in the distance, creeping ever closer and the days tick by. It's just a number, and I realize that thirty isn't OLD, per say. But it is a milestone, and one of those birthdays I think that makes you ponder where you've been, where you are, where you would like to be, where you thought you would be at thirty...
I'm not sure where I thought I would be. I had a bit of a freak out after I graduated from college when the realities of life post meal plan set in. Instead of all of our benchmarks happening at the same intervals (drivers license at 16, high school graduation at 18, off to school, out into the world at 22) the timetables were all different for everyone. So I decided to throw mine out of the window. I have friends who have 3 year plans, 5 year plans, 10 year plans, but I have been more comfortable letting life unfold as it does, taking the next step when it feels natural, instead of saying I had to be a certain place at a certain time. This has worked pretty well for me, and it has alleviated a lot of my performance anxiety, if you will. So, why is it, as 30 inches closer, that I feel so unnerved?
I keep thinking about that episode of Friends when Rachel turns 30 and she realizes that she has less time than she thought she did. She wants to have a baby by 36, so that means she has to be pregnant by 34. She wants to be married three years before she has a baby, so she has to be married at 31, but she wants to be engaged for a year before she gets married....so she needs to be dating the person she wants to marry...right then. All of a sudden, before you know it, the time has just slipped by. I was talking to Eric about turning 30, as he is two years older than me, and he said he didn't really worry about 30 because he felt like it just meant he had ten more years until he was 40, and the clock just kind of reset. I think its different for women because of the childbearing thing. The hard, disturbing truth of the matter is that the eggs just aren't always fresh. So, at almost 30, we feel like 35, that magical age where your eggs are supposedly and suddenly going bad, is just around the corner. It's really bizarre. So, out of the blue, I'm bordering on spinsterdom.
Le sigh. It's all a bit much, and it's a bit dramatic of me, too, I realize. I'm not doing so bad for 29...almost 30. I'll have a masters degree by the end of the year, I directed a play with Jane Fonda in it. That's pretty good. But there's so much more I wish I had. I guess that's always the way it is, the grass is greener, there's still more to be done. And perhaps I should be glad that its not all over and done with, that I haven't checked it all off the list and am twiddling my thumbs with nothing left to do. I suppose it means that all of these things that I'm waiting for are still out there for me to find. 30 isn't the end of the road, of course. But for me, it feels like a clock that was never ticking, a timeline that never existed, has just been imposed on me out of the blue. Le sigh all over again.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

you're frequently dazzling, edward cullen

Ok, I'm over denying it. My secret is out, and it wasn't a secret for long. I am completely obses....um...enthralled with the Twilight books. I blame Amanda. I have also decided, along with most every thirteen year old girl, that Edward Cullen is quite possibly the most perfect man alive. Um...dead. Undead? Anyways, he's super duper delish either way, and I don't care what anyone says. The books are fantabulous. I'm on a bit of a vacay and I have read the first two in the past week and a half. I went to see the movie within an hour of finishing the first book. Crazy? Perhaps. OK, so this vampire is seventeen, but who's counting? Here's the thing - he's the next Jordan Catalano, only less non-commital. He's mysterious, brooding, untouchable, dangerous, but he totally wants to love Bella more than he wants to drink her blood. It's simple, but it's a reciple for total teenage awesomeness. I might be in love with him. It might be illegal, whatev.


Thursday, October 2, 2008

maverick, darn it

So, I'm watching the vice presidential debates, and among the other things that came to my mind, including the mispronunciation of the word "nuclear" and the over use of "darn it", was why the nickname "maverick" for McCain and Palin was so confusing to me. Why am I having such a hard time equating this term to this ticket? I hear "maverick" thrown around and I just don't know what that means. Well, I've decided what my problem is...it's because the only Maverick I know is Tom Cruise from the good old days, before we knew how crazy he is. Maybe that's the real equation.

Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

Maybe we've all just lost that lovin' feelin'?

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

if i had some time to think i would...

Life has quickly become incredibly busy with work and school and interning that I have found that I have very little time to do anything but get to where I need to be, get as much done there as I can, go home, do as much studying as I can...sleep and show in between...repeat...the closest thing to socializing I have done is watching Project Runway and spending time with my little weiner dog, Penny. Thank God for Penny. I have piles of laundry, which drives me insane since I am a little obsessive with needing order in my environment, and my car is more of a giant purse than it normally is (my car is the exception to the rule). I'm happy being in school and happy for the most part with my job, but I am overwhelmed with everything, too. In my fantasy world where I have free time and free money to make things pretty, I would make my office area look like this...(I stole this photo from Mabel, who I stalk at least weekly.)

Saturday, September 20, 2008

the parlor and happy hollow farm


Photo: The Happy Hollow Farm, Sweetwater, TN

The farm was just off the Oakland Road exit to Sweetwater on I-75. There really wasn't much off the exit, just farmland, the Dinner Bell Restaurant where no one ever orders anything but the buffet, and a fireworks store that someone tried to turn into an arcade for a while. The road wides around a bit past the exit, and there it was on the right with the little white sign that read, "Happy Hollow Farm." The farm seemed like its own tiny, perfect universe. The little barn, the silo, and the white farm house. The gently rolling field that was alive and rich green in the spring and summer, quiet brown straw in the winter. The way the foothills of the smokey mountains cradled all of it. I imagined life on the farm was full of simple beauty, and I peeked inside it every time I drove by. A few years ago, a "For Sale" sign was put up in front of the farm. Someone bulldozed it and turned it into an auto scrap yard.

Photo: The Parlor, Sweetwater, TN

The house in Sweetwater looked a gingerbread house, my mother said. It was a big, yellow Victorian built in the late 1800's with a wraparound porch, a porch swing, and a little balcony on the second floor. The house inspector warned my parents not to buy it, that there were too many things to fix, but my mother was in love with the house. I picked the bedroom right next to the little balcony where I could sit high above the street and watch everything. My parents planted crepe myrtles that grew into an archway over the walkway to the front porch. Just off the entryway with the antique crystal chandelier and screen door that always slammed shut was the parlor. It was a Norman Rockwell room, with an old gas fireplace with a big white mantle, pocket doors, and the window where the light streamed in so gently in the morning through the lace curtains. The gas fireplace never worked, of course. The pocket doors were off their tracks and never worked properly, and my father once had to hunt down a squirrel that moved into the wall behind them. But it was the room where you could curl up on the couch and read and forget the world. It was the Christmas room, the window seemed like it was put there for the sole purpose of framing a Christmas tree. It was always cold and drafty in the parlor, but we wrapped ourselved in blankets on Christmas morning and my brother and I fought over who had to sit on the cold floor and pass out presents.

I don't remember the last days in that house, with the boxes packed and the rooms empty. I had already moved away, but leaving that place was too hard, even though it was never close to how perfect it looked from the outside. My father and my brother lived in that house for almost two years after he was forced out of the church he pastored two blocks away. My mother moved to Atlanta to get a better job, my brother stayed to finish high school, and they waited there until the house sold. I imagine it must have been lonely in that big house. A retiree couple bought the house, and a few months later, they cut down the beautiful crepe myrtle archway, but left the stumps of the six trees all lined up on each side of the walkway, the front of the house bare.

I still go back sometimes, to visit friends from high school or to stop by on my way to see my brother at school. I take the Oakland road exit, and I drive by the yellow gingerbread house. I remember once that an old woman at church told me that someone birthed a stillborn child there many years ago. The house was its own story, the walls full of the laughter and tears of the people who have lived there. In some way, it will always be ours.