Friday, September 12, 2008

crocs = bad parenting

Apparently there is another reason other than the sheer fact that they are hideous that crocs should be banned. They are also bad for your health.

Crocs is being sued for $2 million over an accident where a child wearing the monstrous plastic ronald mcdonald duck feet was caught in the escalator at Atlanta Harstfield Jackson Airport. The child had several broken toes, the parents allege their son was "severely and permanently injured." I say sue the parents for severe and permanet psychological injury from making their child wear those shoes. Imagine the ridicule later in life. $2 million isn't enough. A broken toe will always heal.

Just say no to Crocs, people.

(On a side note, I have a totally abnormal fear of escalators. This story will probably only make that worse. )

1 comment:

A.B. said...

IF I have shoes on with shoe laces... I'm constantly concerned while on the escalator. However, Crocs are sponsoring our race... therefore, I may purchase some. Don't judge.