101 things you should know about me

1. Wonder Woman is my hero. Has been since I was 3.
2. I don't believe in soul mates.
3. I do believe in ghosts.
4. I've always driven a Honda.
5. I have the entire 1988 season of Pee-Wee's Playhouse on VHS.
6. If I could be anyone other than myself, it would be Mary J. Blige.
7. I hate everything in my closet at most any given moment.
8. I think I am physically addicted to Diet Coke.
9. My last name is not Japanese.
10. I lack the ability to interpret lesbian subtext. I always think they're just really friendly.
11. Britney Spears is misunderstood.
12. Angelina Jolie gives me the creeps.
13. I'm pretty sure I can't stop biting my nails.
14. I grew up in a town of 7,000 people.
15. I think the Chi hair iron is one of God's greatest gifts to humankind.
16. I like really, really bad TV.
17. I wear a lot of really pointy-toed shoes.
18. As a decendant of recent immigrants, I am ethnically obligated to cook in mass quantities.
19. I have a fear of wolves.
20. I truly believe I am destined for great things.
21. I really enjoy lip gloss.
22. I am a former middle-school drama teacher.
23. I thought Nick and Jessica would last.
24. I was born on February 15, 1979.
25. If I were a boy, I would have been named Joseph Onofrio Noto (Joe Ono for short).
26. I prefer the log cabin method of campfire building.
27. I generally misunderstand song lyrics.
28. I once had a turtle named Pippipotamus.
29. I get a whole lot of nothing out of my current job.
30. I'm a vodka soda girl.
31. I obsessively pluck my eyebrows.
32. I think a good haircut is great therapy.
33. I used to scare my little brother by playing dead.
34. Jesus is my homeboy.
35. I have horrible eyesight. If there were no corrective lenses, I'd be the village idiot.
36. I only have one sibling.
37. I feel sorry for only children.
38. I've been told I make funny faces when I dance.
39. I'm still not sure what I want to be when I grow up.
40. I love going to movies alone.
41. I am an Aquarius.
42. I love office supplies.
43. I can quote all of Steel Magnolias and most of the first season of the Real World. I'm not really bragging about either of these facts.
44. I like boys in hats.
45. I usually don't want to drive.
46. I have a lot of junk in my trunk. Literally. Figuratively.
47. I'm not very competetive.
48. I have never been in a phsyical fight. I did slap a girl once, in elementary school, but she didn't fight back, and that was that.
49. I love to go to the gym, but I'm not very buff.
50. I am a firm believer in the seasonal rules of fashion. White, linen, open toed shoes, tweed . . . they've all got their appropriate time and place.
51. Musicians, artists, and unavailable men are magnets to me.
52. I don't mind bugs.
53. DJ's and no alcohol don't make for a good party.
54. I usually want to shake it.
55. I used to fantasize as a child that the B-52's would take me on tour.
56. I sing well, but rarely in front of people anymore.
57. I'm a theater nerd, but it took me a long time to come to terms with that.
58. All my childhood boyfriends were gay. I should have known when Mark, my boyfriend from drama camp, knew all the choreography to Vogue.
59. I worked part time in food service from age 15 to 26. That's more than ten years. Scary.
60. I secretly wish to be a photographer.
61. I'm a pretty good painter.
62. I wanted to be Angela Chase in high school.
63. I get sick pleasure out of color coding things on my calendar.
64. I love summer camp.
65. I think you should always ask yourself, "What would Little Kim do?"
66. I cannot stand house or techno music. I won't dance to anything that requires a glow stick.
67. I used to want to be a minister.
68. I love to read girly magazines.
69. I know just enough Spanish to ask questions I can't understand the answers to.
70. I make a lot of lists.
71. I rarely cook for myself, but I love to cook for other people.
72. I used to wish I had a job where I had to wear a suit every day. Now I wish I had a job where I could relax and be myself every day.
73. I am a believer in the zen of Target.
74. I have a fear of being alone. I have a fear of being too attached to people.
75. Grilled cheese is a nearly perfect food.
76. I probably shouldn't be allowed to take shots.
77. I think everyone gets it wrong from time to time.
78. I believe in forgiveness.
79. I used to be afraid that Jaws was in the deep end of the pool.
80. I tan very easily.
81. I dye my own hair and my hair stylist gets very upset about that.
82. I believe in the power of a comeback.
83. I feel guilty that I do not like raw tomatos because they are such an aesthetically pleasing fruit.
84. I have chewed an entire pack of Big Red gum all at once and it was exhilerating.
85. I am kind of Jewish. I kind of wish I were more Jewish.
86. I'm not opposed to freezing an egg.
87. I really love to harmonize.
88. I am a member of the fictitious band Surprised by Harmony, formerly known as Extreme Harmony Makeover. I play the triangle. Our debut show was all-nude.
89. Some days I just want to cry a lot.
90. I hate it when people get married and lose their minds.
91. I was baptized three times.
92. I test well.
93. If you don't get sarcasm, then we just shouldn't hang.
94. I believe brunch to be the best meal of the day.
95. I love everything about cruises.
96. I think I might be a misplaced New Yorker. I think a real New Yorker might scoff at that suggestion.
97. I do not believe in absolute anything.
98. I'd take funny over hot any day of the week.
99. I consider turquoise to be a neutral color.
100. I really just want to be fabulous.
101. I doubt that I can be accurately described in 100 brief statements.